Real Boaters
Real boaters can pack 30 cubic ft of groceries into a 20 cubic foot refrigerator.
Real boaters go to the boat show despite having used the last of their home
equity to purchase a boat last year.
Real boaters know that you can get the "boat show discount" at any time.
Real boaters secretly cringe every time a guest walks into the head.
Real boaters can grill 20 hamburgers PERFECTLY in five minutes-- at night,
in a hurricane, with a broken leg.
Real boaters are perfectly satisfied eating crackers and Cheez Whiz for breakfast.
Real boaters can climb a ladder with one arm.
Real boaters can slip a boat out of the middle of a six boat raft up and re-tie without
waking the four-year-old asleep at the stern.
Real boaters never run out of ice, but have run out of gas at least once.
Real boaters have secretly pondered the consequences of shooting someone
with a flare gun.
